you-hiddlestun-me:

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

so cute I’m going to cry

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theyellowbrickroad:

people who kiss their family members on the mouth are mad weird

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housediamandis:

Do people snack on that set? What do they have?

"In Belfast there is a lot of tea going around. In Croatia, there were cheese and ham sandwiches that I couldn’t stop eating" [X]

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

 

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ehz-ruh:

themumblingwizard:

So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.

I would consider my life blessed by God if I was that close to Beyoncé.

ehz-ruh:

themumblingwizard:

So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.

I would consider my life blessed by God if I was that close to Beyoncé.

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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kill-anime:

touchyourblood:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"

i wouldn’t be surprised if they disintegrated in there


eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

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